Funny sayings about dating men


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It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call.

Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.” ― Greg Behrendt “I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.” ― Jodi Picoult, “Well?

I like the guy, but he's scary.” ― Richelle Mead, “To be rejected by someone doesn't mean you should also reject yourself or that you should think of yourself as a lesser person.

Then, just like that, he switched to some random, happy topic.

If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.” ― Greg Behrendt, “Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. ” ― Greg Behrendt, “You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Under no circumstances can the food be omitted.” ― Judith Martin “He'd written me up a proposal of why dating him was a sound decision.