It was cold, so I made a mess of my room trying to find my favourite hat. FMLToday, my own dog bit me quite severely when I was in the middle of teaching a dog obedience class.
When I got back home, I was greeted by mother in tears with cries of "oh thank god you're back! Everyone had a good laugh at me and in the past few hours 4 of them have contacted me to let me know they won't be attending future lessons and that they'd like to get their money back.
Chloe* was 22 years old when she was diagnosed with MRKH syndrome.
Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. How much do my bosses think all of that time and effort is worth? He slants class discussions so now all my classmates agree with him. I locked it and left it connected to the projector while I prepared to present.
When I turned around to begin, I realized there had been a push notification from Groupon asking if I was still interested in a dildo.
According to the Talmud, it takes 40 days for an embryo to be formed in its mother's womb.
In Kabbalah, 40 represents the four sides of the world, each side containing the ten Sefirot (esoteric powers).
In the immediate aftermath of the Holocaust, Zionist leaders had lost all patience with British stonewalling about the creation of a Jewish state.